Weak Arguments

Dad’s weak argument: “Because I said so!”

Junior’s weak argument: “Everybody else is going!”

Sis’ weak argument: “You just don’t understand anything!”

Mom’s weak argument: “It’s just how I feel, that’s all!”

Bush’s weak argument: “God told me to.”

Cheney’s weak argument: “Bush told me to.”

Rove’s weak argument: (he only argues from strength)

Berkeley City Government’s weak argument: “There’s nothing we can do about the rules so stop asking us before we send legions of inspectors out there without even calling you to inquire about whether the reported problems even exist, you vermin!

Berkeley City Government’s strong argument: “Because I said so, and where else can you go.”